the donkey is limping
3 Tom Brady inflatable dolls all have holes in them
the goats are out
the dogs are barking
the hot tub is filled with apple sauce
all my booze is gone
there is white powdery substance all over the bar
the chickens are across the road
there are mysterious shapes mowed in my yard
and the end of the weed eater has been modified
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
Edit: Damn Right Elkgond! You got it man!