I’m a shy guy & I went to a spa last week, what mental image is so hilarious about my story to people?

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So I'm 18 years old and very shy, and my mom suggested I go to a Japanese spa to relax.



So I strip down and put on the robe they give you, and as I'm walking into the open area with all the mud baths and hot tubs, one of the workers there said "Oh, let me help you with this", and she yanks on the belt of my robe, pulls it RIGHT off my back and SHOVED me into the open area of people, while slamming the door behind me---leaving me out there BUCK NAKED!!!

I immediately covered my penis with my hands, and I started BEGGING the woman to let me have my robe back.

As I'm bouncing there on my tippytoes, trying to look into the window to get her attention, I hear all the people behind me LAUGHING at my bare misfortune.

Then, the most humiliating thing happened:

A 45 year old woman there gets out of her hot tub, puts on her robe, walks behind me and says "Just get in a tub, SWEET CHEEKS" and SLAPS my naked tush!!!

Why does my friend Sarah think this is SO hilarious???

What mental images are so hilarious to visualize that makes people laugh so hard?

Comments

  1. -Jenna- says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    i think its just the fact that that sorta thing isnt really expected to happen in such a "relaxing" place….its quite a unique but funny situation to be in! the 45 year old woman at the end is the funniest part of the story…….u just wouldnt expect an old woman to say that!

  2. dorizzle says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    Well, I laughed too. Sounds like you relished telling that story, despite your claims of being a shy guy..

  3. hatersrstupid says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    Shes laughing because its funny.

  4. Softasamaneofneedles says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    naked bodies are always hilarious.

  5. See Me In Lancaster SC says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    OMG, are you cute. I wish I was there to see those cheeks. JK. It could have happened to anyone.

  6. ocd22 says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    srry dude but its hilarious

  7. Lily A says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    uhh that wasnt really funnie
    and were you suppose to be naked in the room with all those ppl

  8. Heyyou says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    that you were at a spa with older women.. naked and getting spanked..
    it is funny, pretend this happened to one of your guy friends, maybe you’ll see it then.

  9. JesJes xD says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    awww that’s horrible! she probably is laughing at how misfortune you were. like…that NEVER happens and just the fact that it happened to her friend probably makes it funnier. For instance, if that happened to her then i know you would at least let out a little chuckle xD

  10. laughingtiger82 says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    you standing there with your hands covering your crotch and bouncing up and down like a little kid that has to go potty, and the older woman slapping your butt is pretty damn hilarious!

  11. starfox_pb says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    They’re laughing because it’s your first time in a Japanese spa. The people in the spa probably got used to being naked in front of everyone. I’m sure most new people would hurry into the water so other people wouldn’t see them out in the open so much. But the fact that you were bouncing around trying to get out of there would be like watching an antelope trying to get out of an arena full of lions. If you kept going to the spa and got used to getting naked, you’d probably laugh to if you saw someone who was there for their first time trying to claw their way out of there. Don’t worry. It wasn’t about you, it was about seeing another new person entering the spa for their first time. Just imagining that is sort of hilarious.

  12. Fire's Shaddow says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    any time "buck naked’ is in the first few lines of a story it is automatically funny. She is not trying to be insensitive. usually when you go to a spa its sort of a leave your inhibitions at the door experience.

  13. ~²ºº9~§écøñd²ñºñè~²ºº9~ says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    LOL

  14. Lillzz, * says:
    December 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

    Aw sweetie don’t worry! i’d laugh! so calm down :)

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