I’m a shy guy & I went to a spa last week, what mental image is so hilarious about my story to people?

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So I'm 18 years old and very shy, and my mom suggested I go to a Japanese spa to relax.



So I strip down and put on the robe they give you, and as I'm walking into the open area with all the mud baths and hot tubs, one of the workers there said "Oh, let me help you with this", and she yanks on the belt of my robe, pulls it RIGHT off my back and SHOVED me into the open area of people, while slamming the door behind me---leaving me out there BUCK NAKED!!!

I immediately covered my penis with my hands, and I started BEGGING the woman to let me have my robe back.

As I'm bouncing there on my tippytoes, trying to look into the window to get her attention, I hear all the people behind me LAUGHING at my bare misfortune.

Then, the most humiliating thing happened:

A 45 year old woman there gets out of her hot tub, puts on her robe, walks behind me and says "Just get in a tub, SWEET CHEEKS" and SLAPS my naked tush!!!

Why does my friend Sarah think this is SO hilarious???

What mental images are so hilarious to visualize that makes people laugh so hard?

Comments

  1. rookgaroo says:
    October 6, 2009 at 5:11 am

    You’ve been doing this for months, and it’s getting old. There are sites for perverts like yourself who get their rocks off by humiliating themselves in public. No one wants to imagine what you’re doing with your other hand while you ask these pathetic questions.
    Take your fetish to an appropriate site.

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  2. ¢hr¹§±¡åñå says:
    October 6, 2009 at 5:11 am

    this wasnt funny the first time
    or second
    and still isn’t funny
    and i got reported the first time for answering it
    so eff u

  3. imaGRIFFINDORK says:
    October 6, 2009 at 5:11 am

    I don’t know… It’s just generally kinda funny. Of course, hearing you tell the story would probably be funnier then reading it.

    I read it, and I’m not laughing. It’s just kinda’ funny.

  4. =))) says:
    October 6, 2009 at 5:11 am

    i saw this question already.. i wish some one would report you

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