I’m a shy guy & I went to a spa last week, what mental image is so hilarious about my story to people?


So I'm 18 years old and very shy, and my mom suggested I go to a Japanese spa to relax.



So I strip down and put on the robe they give you, and as I'm walking into the open area with all the mud baths and hot tubs, one of the workers there said "Oh, let me help you with this", and she yanks on the belt of my robe, pulls it RIGHT off my back and SHOVED me into the open area of people, while slamming the door behind me---leaving me out there BUCK NAKED!!!

I immediately covered my penis with my hands, and I started BEGGING the woman to let me have my robe back.

As I'm bouncing there on my tippytoes, trying to look into the window to get her attention, I hear all the people behind me LAUGHING at my bare misfortune.

Then, the most humiliating thing happened:

A 45 year old woman there gets out of her hot tub, puts on her robe, walks behind me and says "Just get in a tub, SWEET CHEEKS" and SLAPS my naked tush!!!

Why does my friend Sarah think this is SO hilarious???

What mental images are so hilarious to visualize that makes people laugh so hard?

Comments

  1. ingenuo2002 says:

    LOL !
    you were naked that is funny plus the girl slapping you is major funny
    and then with your mud hahahaha! adn then all of your business hanging out
    awfully funy

  2. mupet0000 says:

    If you don’t understand why other people find that hilarious, something is wrong with you lol.

  3. Brad M says:

    dude thats effing hilarious lol the mental image is you naked infront of a crowd of people them laughing then someone calling you sweet cheeks and slapping your ass hahahhahaha

  4. Billy R says:

    The hilarious part is that u actually think people will believe u.

  5. skaterlover255 says:

    thats not funny its HILARIOUS ajajajajajaja(: wooowwwww your probably the only guy that happens too

  6. ally says:

    Your friend Sarah is clearly a horrible friend. She doesn’t care about you or your feelings. I didn’t laugh once when I read that.

    People like to hear about embarassing stories to make themselves feel good… and to hear that you were in the ultimate situation, naked in front of strangers, people find that amusing that it happened to someone- but not them!

  7. I'm specialer than u says:

    LOL! the mental image of u being so embarrassed and some old woman slapping ur naked behind is wats so funny. chillax, nakedness is not a bad thing

  8. dreamteam1288 says:

    it’s just a funny story over all. Ok, put yourself in her position, as if she was telling you the story. wouldn’t you also find it funny?

  9. Rae says:

    I don’t think it’s so much the actual mental image, more the situation that’s so funny..made me laugh.

  10. Fantasy says:

    some people find it very funny to watch people suffer, but they won’t find it funny when they are the ones being suffered….that’s just how people are. they’re rude and disrespectful.

  11. Melissa M says:

    LOL Awww poor thing

  12. April says:

    Sweetheart, go over the story again in your head, you’ll get it. I think it’s funny because instead of just getting in the tub and not making a big scene you stood there trying to get out of the limelight while in your birthday suit….I personally find that HI-larious….Ha….

  13. tinkpink133 says:

    omg that is hilarious omg lmao lmao lmao srry but itz histerical i dont even know what u look like and im getting majorly funny mental pics

  14. Sabrina!!ツ says:

    Mental images are the best.
    When you weren’t there, your imagination makes situations like these super hilarious. It was hilarious:]
    hahahaha.I agree with that mupet dude.lol.

  15. Ali H says:

    dude ……. you where naked in front of people ! who wouldnt laugh if a old woman comes and slaps you on the ass ?

  16. hot n sexy says:

    becuase it just is!!!!!

  17. rookgaroo says:

    You’ve been doing this for weeks, and it’s getting old. There are sites for perverts like yourself who get their rocks off by humiliating themselves in public. No one wants to imagine what you’re doing with your other hand while you ask these pathetic questions.
    Take your fetish to an appropriate site.

  18. Taylah91 says:

    LMFAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA ROFL. *AHEM*….well sure, it was embarassing for you, of course it would be. But if you think about one of your friends in that situation wouldn’t you find it slightly funny as well? The funny part being…you naked in front of ppl and a 45 yr old slapping ur arse lol!…coz its not really a common thing to happen to people so therefore ppl are gonna find it funny. Lighten up a little and try see the funny side of it even tho it was humiliating! .. i bet in years to come you will find it funny too :) x

  19. stevo says:

    if you don’t think that’s funny then you have no sense of humor.

  20. cutseypututaypie88 says:

    its not funny pepole that this its funny is lame i just think its obviously a NUDE SPA ehh its not a big deal dont feel embarssed everyone is used to being naked so they could care less but if your not comfortable being naked in that japanese spa you dont have to go back anyways it might be good to help with your shyness you migt just be quite amazed anyway enjoy and dont be shy you let to many good things pass up BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE=)

  21. ~Ba tiger girl~ says:

    i think it was just the woman slapping ur butt part that’s funny but i think it’s SEXY!

  22. brendie says:

    people always laugh at humiliating situations for lack of knowing what to say.

  23. justindragan says:

    guy that shit is beyond hilarious, if it happened to someone i knew …it would be a story to laugh about for years.

    You should have done work on the 40 year old….. lol

  24. Christy<3 says:

    because it is…
    but i would not laugh if he/she was my friend(:

  25. Robby N says:

    It’s obviously the vividness of your story. You made it sound pretty fucking funny! also older women slapping a shy younger man on the ass… truly hilarious "sweet cheeks".

  26. Samantha N says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sorry but thts really funny. I feel so bad 4 u. lol

  27. daniellejeter1 says:

    You’ve been doing this for weeks, and it’s getting old. There are sites for perverts like yourself who get their rocks off by humiliating themselves in public. No one wants to imagine what you’re doing with your other hand while you ask these pathetic questions.
    Take your fetish to an appropriate site.

  28. Lady Celtic says:

    The very first thing is a "sheet white" boy, covering his "private area" in the presence of others that are just as naked as you are.
    Second, your wailing because your naked… did you not know what a Japanese bath house is?
    Third, to enhance the embarrassment, a lady notices "fresh fish" so she makes your stay even more welcoming!!
    lol
    Have you seen cartoons where the bad guy hits the wall face first and slides all the way to the floor? That is you my 18 yr old friend.
    To make it even funnier, your the straight man! (Ed Mcmahon- Jonny Carson)
    Here is a link that will help you oh so much, and please try the Japanese bath house again, you will love it!

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