I promise not to escape.It will be like a fun resort. Maybe we can even pick our own prison.Golf courses.large swimming pools,spas and free sex( of course ur d-c-k will probably fall off in a few months. so what.)Martha Stewart and Emerald come make exotic meals on the weekends. hell no I am not escaping.
Also free counseling on the hardship of prison life.
Jo ,is it true they have large shrimp,lobster and Prime Rib everyday.